The silliest thing I ever heard was a knock, knock joke. I remember sitting in the backyard with friends on warm summer nights making up one jock after another. We laughed harder at the ones that weren't even remotely funny. Those were the days.
Today it's cold outside and winter is setting in, so I though I'd bring you some of summer's warmth and giggles with a few knock, knock jokes. Enjoy!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!
Knock knock.Who's there?Doris.Doris who?Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Honey bee. Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!
Knock KnockWho's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adair!
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm bald now!
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