The silliest thing I ever heard was a knock, knock joke. I remember sitting in the backyard with friends on warm summer nights making up one jock after another. We laughed harder at the ones that weren't even remotely funny. Those were the days.
Today it's cold outside and winter is setting in, so I though I'd bring you some of summer's warmth and giggles with a few knock, knock jokes. Enjoy!
No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!
Knock knock.Who's there?Doris.Doris who?Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Who's there?Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!